hey, remember when i had a camera and i used to take pictures of stuff that i liked?

yeah, me too.

hey, do you also remember when i set that camera down to eat a shitty sandwich and accidentally left it buried in a patch of deep grass at dolores park and then made some filthy hipsters day by providing him with an opportunity to stumble upon not just an awesome camera but an awesome camera that was loaded with tons of embarrassing, possibly weird, and definitely drunken pictures of me and my friends and some strangers in various stages of undress and consciousness for him and his filthy hipster friends to poke fun at while reveling in the joy of their new found toy while drinking pabst from tall cans nuzzled in brown paper bags?

yeah… well… i guess you could say i remember that too. at least the shitty sandwich part, that i remember clearly… i said NO MUSTARD.