spare parts.
a nice gesture, ruined.
me: i like my bracelets, thank you very much.
he: i'm glad you like them. i thought of you when i saw them.
me: you thought of me when you saw handmade peruvian baubles?
he: you know what i meant.
me: what, that you associate me with a politically corrupt, economically unstable south american country? did you buy these from poor children on the street? are these made with fair trade materials? what the hell did you pay for these things anyway? they better have been cheap.
he: ....... (is probably never going to give me a present ever again)
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